A friend of mine on Facebook made a comment about "Classless, obnoxious Texas Longhorn fans". It got me to thinkin'. I have lived in multiple parts of the country and being a huge sports fan, I have had the pleasure/displeasure of numerous "fans" and their ummm........attitudes and antics in support(?) of their teams. My findings? Well here it goes, my following list are what I feel are the absolute worst so-called "fans" in all sports.
1. New York Yankees
1.(a) Texas Longhorns
Well, there's my list. Why so short? Let me put it to you this way. If you do the math, let's say with music that changed the whole landscape of things the list would look like this:
1. Elvis Presley
1.(a) The Beatles
In applying this to fandome, my list has the 2 leading culprits in breeding the most arrogant, bandwagoning, clueless fans in all sports. I enjoy nothing more than watching these 2 teams lose because it warms my heart to see the fans suffer endless pain and agony. You know what I mean. Here let me help you with my sure-fire list of things to watch for when the teams in question do lose. Feel free to use it as a checklist.
1. Call centers for 1-800-I'magonnajumpoffacliff become jammed because these "fans" just can't cope with the impending doom that is sure to follow. Self-induced of course for all their constant "we are 10-0! the National Title/World Series is ours for sure" crap we endure all year long.
2. Productivity at work suffers because some go as far as to not show up due to their mental breakdown, which will comeforth when we see them and unleash our happiness at their misery.
3. "The refs were pathetic", "inuries cost us", "if he woulda caught it, shoulda caught it, mighta caught it, we woulda won".
4. All team apparel becomes covere up or vanishes entirely, like we won't notice.
Just a small list that could go on forever, you get the idea. So, while we do have to endure these insufferable boobs from time to time, just keep this in mind; Their teams will lose and we will surely be there to "remind" them of that fact and no "alien anal probe abduction" story will let them off the hook anytime soon.
